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The Return of Jesse MacBeth

Phony soldier Jesse MacBeth is back, still wallowing in theatrical self-pity as he employs his vivid imagination to explain why he couldn’t even get through basic training, despite earlier claims that he had served in Iraq, witnessing all manner of macabre American atrocities.

Lowlights from an illiterate gush of lurid absurdity from someone claiming to be MacBeth:

well, iam fresh gone of prison, and i see the world is inert discussion me mostly bashing me, for the things that i have said i deserve it. but i advised of alot of you have been wanting to positive the truth have been wanting to know why i did and said the things i did. first off let me state i had no ideah it would get this big i had no ideah it would be proper internation and that was not my intention. i simply wanted to hype a dismount back at the army for the way they treated me in key training. […] iam muslim and receive been most of my life. […] during the secound one of my instruct dgt (ds martin) appraoched me in the training bay in front of all the other iet soldiers in my group took the quran off my bunk spit in it and threw it across the room yelling “muslims dont belong in my army” and madde me crawl in his words” go for the muslim dog i was” to slug a spread my holy enlist. […] he a and a couple of other iet soldiers pommel me horribly strip my cloths from me and tied me to the win naked in the training bay. for the next 2 days i was tied there naked. pages of my quran were ripped not at home and shoved down my throat. bacon was shoved down my thrat. cold mineral water was dumped on me. i was called hajji, sand ‘n-word’, and disparate other slurs. i was repeatedly punched kicked and spit on while i was tied i did not sleep for the days i was tied to the poll and i had to urniated on myself. i had open wounds and cuts on my face and all all over mybody the only nourishment i got were the words of allah. that was enough to get me through it.

The lies he fed his eagerly believing fellow peace activists regarding American misdeeds in Iraq were supposedly his revenge for this ill treatment.

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How sad that anyone would aspire to be John Kerry. Sadder still, he fails miserably.

what do you mean no one could look up to john kerry?

Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V the K.

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